Wednesday, December 21, 2011
I Give You a Very Good Price - $1.00
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Our hotel in Antigua is delightful. There are only about fourteen rooms; ours has a view of the volcano and the neighbor’s lovely garden below. At first, I thought the walls were strangely painted by children, but later in the day, I noticed that this must be a style here. Our room walls look like the plaster was steamed with moisture when painted creating streaked color with lots of white showing through. It is childlike, minimalistic, simplistic, and charming all in one.
Breakfast is not included here, but there is free tea, instant coffee, and local bread-type items to munch on when you crawl downstairs. We are both sore and crawling takes more flexibility than either of us are feeling today. So much for Pilates and yoga lessons before we left.
However, there is a city to be seen. Most of the buildings are only 2 floors and they all look alike with the exception of colors. Once you leave the hotel, it is necessary to recognize landmarks to find your way back. At the end of our street is a psychologist and massage therapist: head and body care. Less than a block is the cathedral making a complete package.
One of our first chores was to get money. Everyone loves American dollars, but in reality you lose since the exchange rate changes all of the time, but they hold to the exchange of 7 to 8 Quetzals to the dollar, which may or may not be in your favor. We had taken some American dollars out of the ATM in Miami, but the machine had a limit of $250 per day, so that is all we could coax out of it. This turned out to be a good thing, but we used a part of it to pay our driver from the airport.
Prior to coming, Ron read a number of horror stories about using ATMs here in Guatemala. Crooks gain your ATM card number and code and then wipe your account clean. Being a different country, it is difficult to get restitution. We attempted to get a disposable ATM card before coming, but the timing did not work out in our favor.
Once here, we were told that some banks have tightened up controls and the ATMs are now safe at BAM bank only. We went to the tourism agency next to the bank to book a walking tour, but were discouraged from using the ATM regardless of the bank. This created a whole new process for us. We had to use the agents inside the bank, but the line was ten deep. Fortunately, there was an American sitting waiting. She told us that the Colombians bought all of the banks in the country, thus making it unsafe to use ATMs anywhere. To get cash without the ATM machine, you had to have your ATM card, passport and a second photo ID. I don’t carry ID with me, so we had to leave and return later.
Luck was with us. There was no one in the bank, so we were cared for immediately. The process took twenty minutes. In Hungary, they have a zillion rubber stamps and everything has to be stamped thirteen times after they have handwritten all of the information. Here, the poor banker had to enter heaven knows what into the computer. If I had not seen his fingers gliding over the keyboard like Dick Button, I would have sworn he was the world’s slowest typist. He did however; know his way around the Spanish version of QWERTY working at a speed that was a golden invite for carpal tunnel. After sweating it out, fearful that our Euro account in Hungary would provide some glitch, he handed me a pile of papers sans any rubber stamps and only one signature. This had to be presented to the cashier for the good paper, currency. All of this for a maximum daily withdrawal of 330 Euros.
Within an hour, I am convinced by this young beautiful woman that I need to buy two table runners. At first, the one with the pinks, oranges, reds, greens, purples, blacks and yellows was really appealing. This took me by surprise, because normally I would say “too gaudy”. Maybe it is the surroundings that give it appeal. Set against a volcano background, it was quite attractive actually. It is one of those things that once you have it home, it transforms into “What was I thinking?” There is the new apartment to decorate, so it can be shipped over there, but then too, it was a bargain.
This lovely woman had a sling around her neck which instead of holding a bambino, was filled with dozens of runners. Her pitch started out with "I give you a good price, $1.00". Who cannot resist $1.00? Somehow, we paid $23 for two. Still a bargain, but how did we negotiate in the wrong direction? Ron egged me on for getting 2. I would have settled for one, which I could probably have bargained for and gotten for $39.99. Later in the day, others have wanted to sell me things for $1.00. It must be a local custom to confuse the tourists or they have me pegged as a sucker.
Table runners are all I bought today, but I did give a little boy some change. He wanted to polish my Crocs, but I explained they only needed water, not shoe polish. I took his picture, but then felt guilty when he rubbed his stomach and told me he was hungry; it is one of the words I remember in Spanish. Just leaving a restaurant where we enjoyed lunch, aided my need to be codependent regardless of where the money finally ended up.
We also made friends with Clara, another lovely lady who made me promise I would look at her table runners tomorrow. I promised I would look. Just like most Latin American countries there are throngs of people out selling goods from flutes to table cloths and other things in between. “I give you a good price” and “I give it to you for $1.00” must be all of the English they learn. Well, not true, they do know all of the numbers above 1 when it comes to bargaining.
In the afternoon, we returned to the hotel for a rest, to read and to write. Around 6pm, we heard music and the faint sounds of people singing. Curious and about to go to dinner, we headed out the door, but stopped in our tracks. Walking past our hotel door were three angels, each with different types of wings. Ahead of them were three kings, but no others corporeal or inhuman followed. When angels have feet and use them rather than their wings, you know something is amiss. Soft stepping behind them, we knew they were headed for the cathedral where the singing was still going on. These three were certainly not part of the choir of angels or else they were in trouble for being late. When we arrived at the church, there were people milling around, but not nearly what one would call a crowd.
The singing and music came from a band that set up in front of the church. There was no indication that this was a special occasion. They were not dressed in anything, but regular clothes. As the angels made their way to the church, they just hung around the parking lot, not joining in, not doing anything angelic. The three kings totally disappeared, perhaps because there were no stars out last night; they lost their way.
When it was apparent there was not going to be a choir of angels serenading us, we left and went on to dinner. Ron had read about an El Salvadorian restaurant. Service was excellent. For the first half hour, we were alone with the waiter and chef. I loved my pork dish; Ron was up in the air about his choice. Even when you know the language, ordering in an unfamiliar restaurant is always a gamble.
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Tuesday, December 20, 2011
American Airlines - 2 Thumbs Down
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After three poor nights of sleeping due to noise, we are moving onward. The circles under my eyes looked like hillside tiered gardening. If there were a inevitable harvest, I wouldn’t mind, but it is ruining the last of the good looks that I am desperately trying to hold on to. Getting to the airport was a snap. The metro station is almost outside our hotel door and under it is the station for the train. One train ride for one stop and then on to the metro connection and we are at the airport within twenty minutes.
American Airlines has a self-check in process in Madrid Airport. We could have printed our boarding passes at the hotel if they had a printer we could use, but there are also machines in the airport to do it for you. You punch in the reservation number, scan your passport, put in the number of pieces of luggage you intend to take and then gasp in all of the O2 when you see the additional cost if you have 2 pieces. One piece is free; a second is an additional hefty charge. Carry-on is limited to one piece, but the instructions are unclear whether this means in addition to a purse or briefcase or if this is the one piece. With boarding passes in hand, all we had to do was drop off our luggage at the designated drop off desk. It seemed like a simple task, but it turned out to be lengthy, making us miss any chance of using the Diners Club lounge.
Before shedding ourselves of the luggage, we had to go through a series of security questions, but the woman would not allow both of us to be there at once. Only family members are allowed to be joined at the hip. I corrected her and after a moment’s hesitation, she proceeded. Spain allows same sex marriage and all the rights therewith, so why should we be excluded? The list of questions was the usual, “Who owns these suitcases?; Who packed them?; “Has anyone given you any gifts?”, but the differences were she genuinely seemed interested in the answers.
Once she put our clearance stickers on the bags, we had to drop them off at the counter. Although this was supposed to be a drop off only, the line was slow and tedious, because people are arguing over what they intend to check and what is a carry-on. It took us over thirty minutes after we had already printed out our boarding passes. Then we were told we had to be at the gate 1 hour before boarding or they would unload our luggage, plus there was a warning that the travel time to the gate from where we were standing was thirty minutes away.
It took moving escalators, moving sidewalks, elevators, and an airport sky train to get close to our gate; the balance of the distance was old-fashioned walking. When we were in the gate area, there was a lounge nearby, but they were not the Diners Club lounge. We were informed there was another lounge upstairs, but she wasn’t certain who they catered to. Being paranoid about time, we went to our gate.
The flight from Madrid to Miami is 9 hours and 40 minutes. One would think that in this day and age, a modern plane would be flying this route. It wasn’t. We were held up when the back-up generator failed. They had to complete the paperwork, but there wasn’t a word about fixing it on this old 767 equipped with a single row of monitors running down the center row of seats. Passengers not only did not receive any choices in entertainment for this long flight, but those who were stuck on the sides had to stretch their necks to view the videos. Although we had center seats, I skipped over the poor choices of entertainment and read my book instead. When drink service started, they announced that beer and wine would be available for $6.00. After hearing that, I tuned out on the cost of liquor. It was incomprehensible that a major airline would charge for the first drink on an international flight when one considers the cost of the ticket. Meal service was typical airline meals, but they service of the staff was excellent. The steward who gave me my meal asked if I wanted a bottle of wine gratis. I was not sure why, but I seem to think it was because I wanted chicken, but they only had pasta left.
Going through Miami was another nightmare. We were transiting through, but still had to go through Passport Control and Customs. Why are we wasting resources on that when we were already in a secured zone? This took up a good 45 minutes of the 2 1/2 hours we had to spare between flights. Then we had to do the security thing all over again. They wanted to put me in that XRay machine where there is a see all-tell all view of your nakedness. I don’t even like seeing my naked body; I am certainly not going to parade it for strangers in Miami. Well, what a hullabaloo that was. I had to stand aside and wait for someone to be available to give me an hand examination. I waited so long, I felt like it was punishment for not getting the photo shoot done and over with. Ron went the same route, but his exam was faster. Not having been to the US since January 2003, it really irked me to have to deal with all of this. I had hoped that being a transit passenger, we could just slip by unnoticed and unharassed.
American was the airline from Miami to Guatemala City. People were jamming with their carry-on luggage. How they managed to get as far as the boarding gate without being stopped by someone, is beyond me. There were full sized suitcases that would not have fit in an overhead bin during the most generous days of flying. Airline personnel were waiting at the gate, and stripping these people of their luggage and handing them an ID tag to pick it up in the luggage area when we arrived. This may have been smart, because I am not certain how the airline could then charge them for excess luggage once they made it to the door of the plane.
Flying time is 2 hours and 40 minutes. They had video monitors on this plane too and video service. If you wanted to watch the television shows they played, it would cost you $2 for earphones. If you had your own, they still wanted the $2. If you want anything other than soda, coffee or tea, there is a charge. One guy behind us ordered a couple of scotches. $26. The person on the other side of the aisle got some potato chips in a can. $3.29. If I were the flight attendants, I would be humiliated to ask for the money.
We arrived in Guatemala City, but we are staying in Antigua. Ron had arranged a taxi to meet us. Sure enough, there was a guy with a sign, which I pointed out to Ron. After we drove for an hour, I had this horrible thought. Having been traveling at that point for 26 hours, I was not certain I had read the driver’s sign correctly. I did see Ron Sc, but you know those visual tricks where your mind fills in what you think should follow. There was never a word spoken with the driver, making me hope for the best. Fortunately, we did arrive in Antigua after 1 ½ hours and he did drop us off where we had reservations. Time for a long winter’s nap or at least until 10am tomorrow.
American Airlines has a self-check in process in Madrid Airport. We could have printed our boarding passes at the hotel if they had a printer we could use, but there are also machines in the airport to do it for you. You punch in the reservation number, scan your passport, put in the number of pieces of luggage you intend to take and then gasp in all of the O2 when you see the additional cost if you have 2 pieces. One piece is free; a second is an additional hefty charge. Carry-on is limited to one piece, but the instructions are unclear whether this means in addition to a purse or briefcase or if this is the one piece. With boarding passes in hand, all we had to do was drop off our luggage at the designated drop off desk. It seemed like a simple task, but it turned out to be lengthy, making us miss any chance of using the Diners Club lounge.
Before shedding ourselves of the luggage, we had to go through a series of security questions, but the woman would not allow both of us to be there at once. Only family members are allowed to be joined at the hip. I corrected her and after a moment’s hesitation, she proceeded. Spain allows same sex marriage and all the rights therewith, so why should we be excluded? The list of questions was the usual, “Who owns these suitcases?; Who packed them?; “Has anyone given you any gifts?”, but the differences were she genuinely seemed interested in the answers.
Once she put our clearance stickers on the bags, we had to drop them off at the counter. Although this was supposed to be a drop off only, the line was slow and tedious, because people are arguing over what they intend to check and what is a carry-on. It took us over thirty minutes after we had already printed out our boarding passes. Then we were told we had to be at the gate 1 hour before boarding or they would unload our luggage, plus there was a warning that the travel time to the gate from where we were standing was thirty minutes away.
It took moving escalators, moving sidewalks, elevators, and an airport sky train to get close to our gate; the balance of the distance was old-fashioned walking. When we were in the gate area, there was a lounge nearby, but they were not the Diners Club lounge. We were informed there was another lounge upstairs, but she wasn’t certain who they catered to. Being paranoid about time, we went to our gate.
The flight from Madrid to Miami is 9 hours and 40 minutes. One would think that in this day and age, a modern plane would be flying this route. It wasn’t. We were held up when the back-up generator failed. They had to complete the paperwork, but there wasn’t a word about fixing it on this old 767 equipped with a single row of monitors running down the center row of seats. Passengers not only did not receive any choices in entertainment for this long flight, but those who were stuck on the sides had to stretch their necks to view the videos. Although we had center seats, I skipped over the poor choices of entertainment and read my book instead. When drink service started, they announced that beer and wine would be available for $6.00. After hearing that, I tuned out on the cost of liquor. It was incomprehensible that a major airline would charge for the first drink on an international flight when one considers the cost of the ticket. Meal service was typical airline meals, but they service of the staff was excellent. The steward who gave me my meal asked if I wanted a bottle of wine gratis. I was not sure why, but I seem to think it was because I wanted chicken, but they only had pasta left.
Going through Miami was another nightmare. We were transiting through, but still had to go through Passport Control and Customs. Why are we wasting resources on that when we were already in a secured zone? This took up a good 45 minutes of the 2 1/2 hours we had to spare between flights. Then we had to do the security thing all over again. They wanted to put me in that XRay machine where there is a see all-tell all view of your nakedness. I don’t even like seeing my naked body; I am certainly not going to parade it for strangers in Miami. Well, what a hullabaloo that was. I had to stand aside and wait for someone to be available to give me an hand examination. I waited so long, I felt like it was punishment for not getting the photo shoot done and over with. Ron went the same route, but his exam was faster. Not having been to the US since January 2003, it really irked me to have to deal with all of this. I had hoped that being a transit passenger, we could just slip by unnoticed and unharassed.
American was the airline from Miami to Guatemala City. People were jamming with their carry-on luggage. How they managed to get as far as the boarding gate without being stopped by someone, is beyond me. There were full sized suitcases that would not have fit in an overhead bin during the most generous days of flying. Airline personnel were waiting at the gate, and stripping these people of their luggage and handing them an ID tag to pick it up in the luggage area when we arrived. This may have been smart, because I am not certain how the airline could then charge them for excess luggage once they made it to the door of the plane.
Flying time is 2 hours and 40 minutes. They had video monitors on this plane too and video service. If you wanted to watch the television shows they played, it would cost you $2 for earphones. If you had your own, they still wanted the $2. If you want anything other than soda, coffee or tea, there is a charge. One guy behind us ordered a couple of scotches. $26. The person on the other side of the aisle got some potato chips in a can. $3.29. If I were the flight attendants, I would be humiliated to ask for the money.
We arrived in Guatemala City, but we are staying in Antigua. Ron had arranged a taxi to meet us. Sure enough, there was a guy with a sign, which I pointed out to Ron. After we drove for an hour, I had this horrible thought. Having been traveling at that point for 26 hours, I was not certain I had read the driver’s sign correctly. I did see Ron Sc, but you know those visual tricks where your mind fills in what you think should follow. There was never a word spoken with the driver, making me hope for the best. Fortunately, we did arrive in Antigua after 1 ½ hours and he did drop us off where we had reservations. Time for a long winter’s nap or at least until 10am tomorrow.
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Monday, December 19, 2011
Last of Freezing Madrid
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Today is our last day in Madrid; we leave early tomorrow heading south. If last night was an indication, I am glad to go. Our hotel takes up one floor of a building. Some couple, presumably not guests, were fighting last night starting at 11:30 pm, but making a marathon of it. By 1:29 am, they had not wound down, no loss of momentum. I wanted to scream out the window, but knew I would be easily identifiable even if I screamed in Spanish. I kept hoping someone else would also be swayed to split their stream of oratories with a splay of curses, but alas no.
The walls here are as thin as a communion wafer. I can hear other guest clipping their nails. We have our own bathroom, but there is a shared one also which is right next to our room. When someone walks the hall to the bathroom, it sounds like Big Foot has been set loose. All of these diversions are included in the price of the room, explaining why it is such a bargain. If only we had remembered where we stayed last time.
Without an alarm, we finally roused out of bed by 9:30, making us rush to get ready for the "Free" walking tour of the city at 11am. Meeting in the Mayor Market place, there was our soon-to-be guide wearing the name tag "David". His name is Mark, but he explains that the name tag is just one symptom of the problems in this country. Mark aka David is from Dublin, but has lived here for some time on and off. Our English tour will last three hours; it is a large group. David has a booming voice.
Fast forward to the end of the tour. What did I learn today? Spain has as many problems getting their act together as any other country. The unemployment rate is 43%. It is a nation divided between those who want the monarchy, Catholicism, and traditional values on one side, while the other side wants an end to the monarchy, wants no religious affiliation and embraces liberalism. There was an election recently and today they will choose the new prime minister. We were outside of the parliament as it was happening along with a half dozen reporters and TV crews. Mark gave us a great deal of history too. Like most history it went in one ear, vegetated for 2 minutes and was excreted out the other ear. He was talking and in my mind, I was designing a pick pocket proof shoulder bag. We all have our priorities; my mind was roaming.
During the tour, on a break, he took us to a pub where they sell beer mixed with lemonade and coke mixed with wine. According to Mark, the Spanish are proud of their mixology traditions and these drinks originated here. We had the beer; had it been a hot day, it would have been very refreshing. We also passed a chocolateria where they serve hot thick chocolate and churros to be dipped in it. This was on our 'return to' list.
The three hours went surprising fast. At the end, of course, you give a tip. It was sad to see those who have him 1 or 2 Euros, but had spent much more in the pub during the break. We bought our tickets for the Tapas Tour at 6pm. Mark would be leading this one too. First we had plans on going back to the hotel for a nap to try to catch up on the lost sleep from last night. Not in the cards. The bathroom at the end of the hall was being repaired; construction went on past the time we left for tapas.
The tapas tour was great. After learning that the law was if you served alcohol, you had to serve some food with it. Hence, tapas were born. We went to 3 bars, had our choice of beer or sangria at each and one tapa at each. We had choices to buy more as we wanted. Mark stopped at various points to give social, cultural, or gastronomic information. He is quite knowledgeable having earned his degree in Spanish history. One thing worth mentioning is that during the Spanish Inquisition, you had to be Catholic or given three choices. Convert, leave or be killed. Those Jews or Muslims who chose to convert had to prove they did not convert just for convenience, so pork became the main meat of the country. It still is and ham shops are as abundant as bars. As Mark pointed out, this is a nation of pork eaters. It is rare to find beef on the menu and poultry is also a rarity. Vegetarianism is almost impossible as we discovered for those on our tour who did not eat meat. Even in the markets, vegetables were not overtly in evidence. There were some fruits, but pork was the dominating theme.
Tomorrow morning we fly from here to Miami to Guatemala. I am just hoping it is warm. It has been beyond cold here today.
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Sunday, December 18, 2011
Not Quite Ripe for the Picking
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This was quite a day with a bit of everything including almost getting pickpocketed. The day started out without incident, walking around looking for a puppet show that is supposed to be every 15 minutes; it is outside to accommodate the crowds. We found Micky and Minnie Mouse walking the streets like homeless mice. Later we saw Micky with another female mouse. Can male mice also be cads? Finally, we found the area where the puppet show is supposed to held, but nothing was moving regardless of our twenty minute wait in the cold. The temperature was 7 degrees Celsius today.
We returned to the Mercado to see the wares in the daylight. Still on display were mini-Marys, midi-Marys, and maxi-Marys with associated matching sized Josephs. Some Marys were larger than the barnyard animals. She showing off her status?
Walking to the cathedral, we heard music, perking our interest more. than it was. The church is traditional looking from the outside, but inside it is modern with vibrant colors. There was a group of people dressed in indigenous looking clothing, singing and dancing at the church front entrance. They performed for the 20 minutes we watched put started before we arrived, since we heard them. Later they followed us into the church for a service that was about to start disrupting any touristic events; they are stopped during services.
On the subway back, I watched this guy who didn’t seem quite right, but I couldn’t put my finger on why. He got on the metro car as we did and it was crowded. There was a short man to the side of us, looking at a map and staring at the route signs on the wall, looking confused. I pointed to the route map for the train we were on, but he didn’t acknowledge my assistance. I noticed that the ‘not quite right’ guy had a coat over his arm, strange since it was cold out. Then I felt the zipper move on my shoulder bag where my camera and extra lens are kept. It also had a smaller sized wallet with our day’s cash and my International Press card. The strap on the bag is not the longest, which I have disliked about it, but at the moment it was a blessing. When I reached to check the zipper, it was half opened and there was a hand there to greet my own. I glared at the man with the coat, but we had just pulled into a station. He said something to me to the effect of am I getting out, but it wasn’t our stop. Regardless, I wouldn’t have gotten off with him anyway. The map guy spoke to my pickpocket du jour, both getting off at a station other than what the map guy originally indicated wanting.
Cursing myself for my latent terrorism actions, after the fact I realized I should have stomped on the guys inner arch of his foot or yelled pickpocket at the top of my lungs, but during my traumas I keep my cool too well under control. Too many years of working the trauma until in hospitals has made me too rational when I am the designated victim. There must be something about me and Spanish speaking countries. I was mugged and then robbed two days in a row in Santiago, Chile, the latter being my birthday. That was a drag. The last time we were in Madrid, these two guys tried pulling a scam around buying currency on the street and then the 2nd fellow was a “police officer” who was going to arrest us for the illegal purchase. It fell through when the cop appeared too early, receiving the ire of his accomplice.
We had lunch at a local place. Two orders of ham, eggs, and fries with two small beers came to 28 Euros. We chose this place because it was so much cheaper than the other restaurants around. This city is expensive.
Returning to the room, we attempted a nap, but the hallway was noisy and I was still belittling myself for being a target. When we returned to go to the Prado, the streets were closed off for a demonstration, but we could not figure out what they were demonstrating. The Prado is free on Sundays, but after going to the tourism office, we were informed that the free time is only from 5-8 pm on Sunday. Three hours was more time than we needed; there is only so much you can take in without sensory overload. We did spend considerable time with Goya, El Greco, Rubens, Velasquez, El Bosco, and Brueghel. At 7:45pm we were done in and headed back to the post office metro station to return to the Mercado at night. Our timing was spectacular. They had started a Christmas laser light show on the post office building. There were thousands of people, the streets were jam packed for blocks. As soon as the fireworks started, we thought we had better work our way to the metro stairs otherwise we will be there for hours trying to get through the crowd. As it was, it was a tighter squeeze than Santa trying to get down a chimney after binging on all those cookies and milk left out for him.
The travel moral is: Even Mickey Mouse can be a louse. Be aware of Greeks bearing gifts, especially horses and Spanish carrying coats. Hold your bag tightly.
We returned to the Mercado to see the wares in the daylight. Still on display were mini-Marys, midi-Marys, and maxi-Marys with associated matching sized Josephs. Some Marys were larger than the barnyard animals. She showing off her status?
Walking to the cathedral, we heard music, perking our interest more. than it was. The church is traditional looking from the outside, but inside it is modern with vibrant colors. There was a group of people dressed in indigenous looking clothing, singing and dancing at the church front entrance. They performed for the 20 minutes we watched put started before we arrived, since we heard them. Later they followed us into the church for a service that was about to start disrupting any touristic events; they are stopped during services.
On the subway back, I watched this guy who didn’t seem quite right, but I couldn’t put my finger on why. He got on the metro car as we did and it was crowded. There was a short man to the side of us, looking at a map and staring at the route signs on the wall, looking confused. I pointed to the route map for the train we were on, but he didn’t acknowledge my assistance. I noticed that the ‘not quite right’ guy had a coat over his arm, strange since it was cold out. Then I felt the zipper move on my shoulder bag where my camera and extra lens are kept. It also had a smaller sized wallet with our day’s cash and my International Press card. The strap on the bag is not the longest, which I have disliked about it, but at the moment it was a blessing. When I reached to check the zipper, it was half opened and there was a hand there to greet my own. I glared at the man with the coat, but we had just pulled into a station. He said something to me to the effect of am I getting out, but it wasn’t our stop. Regardless, I wouldn’t have gotten off with him anyway. The map guy spoke to my pickpocket du jour, both getting off at a station other than what the map guy originally indicated wanting.
Cursing myself for my latent terrorism actions, after the fact I realized I should have stomped on the guys inner arch of his foot or yelled pickpocket at the top of my lungs, but during my traumas I keep my cool too well under control. Too many years of working the trauma until in hospitals has made me too rational when I am the designated victim. There must be something about me and Spanish speaking countries. I was mugged and then robbed two days in a row in Santiago, Chile, the latter being my birthday. That was a drag. The last time we were in Madrid, these two guys tried pulling a scam around buying currency on the street and then the 2nd fellow was a “police officer” who was going to arrest us for the illegal purchase. It fell through when the cop appeared too early, receiving the ire of his accomplice.
We had lunch at a local place. Two orders of ham, eggs, and fries with two small beers came to 28 Euros. We chose this place because it was so much cheaper than the other restaurants around. This city is expensive.
Returning to the room, we attempted a nap, but the hallway was noisy and I was still belittling myself for being a target. When we returned to go to the Prado, the streets were closed off for a demonstration, but we could not figure out what they were demonstrating. The Prado is free on Sundays, but after going to the tourism office, we were informed that the free time is only from 5-8 pm on Sunday. Three hours was more time than we needed; there is only so much you can take in without sensory overload. We did spend considerable time with Goya, El Greco, Rubens, Velasquez, El Bosco, and Brueghel. At 7:45pm we were done in and headed back to the post office metro station to return to the Mercado at night. Our timing was spectacular. They had started a Christmas laser light show on the post office building. There were thousands of people, the streets were jam packed for blocks. As soon as the fireworks started, we thought we had better work our way to the metro stairs otherwise we will be there for hours trying to get through the crowd. As it was, it was a tighter squeeze than Santa trying to get down a chimney after binging on all those cookies and milk left out for him.
The travel moral is: Even Mickey Mouse can be a louse. Be aware of Greeks bearing gifts, especially horses and Spanish carrying coats. Hold your bag tightly.
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Saturday, December 17, 2011
The Adventure Begins
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Well the adventure begins. We left BUD for AMS only to connect to another flight to MAD. Travel is alphabet soup. Flying KLM, we had to go farther north in order to arrive on Spanish terrain. What makes these types of flights more manageable are the Diners Club lounges along the way. Budapest has a lovely lounge, which has been made lovelier after the remodeling of the airport. After 1 hour and 40 minutes, and arriving in AMS we were treated to the DC lounge there for another 2 hours before moving on to the next leg, which would be 2 hours and 5 minutes of air travel. KLM does have comfortable seating, I do have to admit. There was plenty of legroom, making it unnecessary to accept their offer of reserving seats with extra legroom at additional cost. As airlines go these days, the ‘meals’ were poorly constructed sandwiches with little to no nutritional value and best skipped over entirely. A lesson I applied to the second part our journey.
Madrid’s airport is huge. After taking seven moving sidewalk rides, we arrived at three escalators to take us to baggage claim. From there it was well marked to reach the metro. Buying a pass is easy as there is an office that looks more like a tourism agency than a ticket counter. Our all inclusive transportation passes for 3 days inclusive of the inner city, was 19 Euros each. We were given better instructions for a less tedious trip to our hotel than what we had originally thought. One metro ride to the end and then a train one stop; voila, we were there. However in order to get to the metro, it took 3 long steep escalators and then some walking. The metros are half way down to China or whatever is directly across the earth from Spain.
As we were emerging from the metro, mobs of people were pushing their way in. For moment’s it was uncertain whether we should risk leaving the metro for fear that this crowd was escaping some natural disaster or Godzilla was outside waiting for his next meal. As unfathomable as it seemed, outside the metro was even worse. The crowd was so thick with people, my first impression was that they were giving away tickets to see Lady Gaga accompanied by Pope Ben as a sideline performance. This is a crowd the Million Man March would have admired.
Fortunately, our hotel was only a stone’s throw away from the metro exit. Our room is clean and plain, which is fine, because the location is excellent. Right down the street are the Christmas Markets, which are a major disappointment. Booth after booth after booth are loaded to the stable rafters with objects for a crèche. There are hundreds of versions of Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. The three wise men come in more wardrobe choices than Barbie. There are more animal choices than any zoo in the world. Just naming them all would have given Jesus a vocabulary to be admired by a college admissions board. There are different stables from poor down and out to luxury condo style. Why let tradition dictate how you can out do your neighbors? The best part is the moving figures. You can get Joseph hammering wood, women washing clothes, a man shoeing a horse, and Mary changing diapers amongst other things.
Madrid’s airport is huge. After taking seven moving sidewalk rides, we arrived at three escalators to take us to baggage claim. From there it was well marked to reach the metro. Buying a pass is easy as there is an office that looks more like a tourism agency than a ticket counter. Our all inclusive transportation passes for 3 days inclusive of the inner city, was 19 Euros each. We were given better instructions for a less tedious trip to our hotel than what we had originally thought. One metro ride to the end and then a train one stop; voila, we were there. However in order to get to the metro, it took 3 long steep escalators and then some walking. The metros are half way down to China or whatever is directly across the earth from Spain.
As we were emerging from the metro, mobs of people were pushing their way in. For moment’s it was uncertain whether we should risk leaving the metro for fear that this crowd was escaping some natural disaster or Godzilla was outside waiting for his next meal. As unfathomable as it seemed, outside the metro was even worse. The crowd was so thick with people, my first impression was that they were giving away tickets to see Lady Gaga accompanied by Pope Ben as a sideline performance. This is a crowd the Million Man March would have admired.
Fortunately, our hotel was only a stone’s throw away from the metro exit. Our room is clean and plain, which is fine, because the location is excellent. Right down the street are the Christmas Markets, which are a major disappointment. Booth after booth after booth are loaded to the stable rafters with objects for a crèche. There are hundreds of versions of Mary, Joseph, and baby Jesus. The three wise men come in more wardrobe choices than Barbie. There are more animal choices than any zoo in the world. Just naming them all would have given Jesus a vocabulary to be admired by a college admissions board. There are different stables from poor down and out to luxury condo style. Why let tradition dictate how you can out do your neighbors? The best part is the moving figures. You can get Joseph hammering wood, women washing clothes, a man shoeing a horse, and Mary changing diapers amongst other things.
We tried finding a restaurant for dinner, but they were all as mobbed as the streets were. It seems the entire population was out and about tonight. The few places we found that were hungry for dinner guests were those that were charging 20-30 Euros for an entree, something I refuse to pay in any city. We finally found a lesser crowded, lesser expensive place. The food was filling, not very tasty, but also didn't break the bank either.
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Friday, December 16, 2011
Tomorrow, Mañana
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Tomorrow, we leave on our vacation. We first go to Madrid for three nights. Then we fly to Guatemala and eventually fly home from Belize.
Mañana, salimos en nuestras vacaciones. En primer lugar, ir a Madrid por tres noches. Luego de volar a Guatemala y, finalmente, volar a casa desde Belice.

Prematurely, I want to wish everyone a joyful holiday season regardless of who you share it with or how you choose to embrace it. Regardless, this is the time to let the inner child out to play. Santa knows you have kept him stifled for 11 months of the year already.
More from Spain.
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Between a Rock and a Hard Place
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Part of me was secretly worried that the Hard Rock Cafe Budapest would open while we were gone, missing the grand opening. There have been signs announcing their opening in December in the metro station floors, particularly at Deák tér, a logical choice since all three metros meet here. Yet not one sign gave a date other than December.
I had promised students I would go into school today to sign their grade books; only 2 showed and a third stopped by for a chat. As noon was rolling around, I had convinced Ron we should take one last shot at going to Hard Rock to see what was what.
I was on top of the world! It open on Wednesday. We went in to buy our first Hard Rock Budapest pins to add to our collection of about 55 pins from around the world. We had to stay for lunch too. Spanning three floors, they really went all out with the decorations. Placements are superbly spread out so there is visual enjoyment without sensory overload. Even the bathroom doors are artistically embossed with a leaf design. Accolades to the designers; you did an excellent job.
After buying our pins, we were told the restaurant is upstairs, while the bar is downstairs. Though we were able to look at the restaurant, it doesn't open until 1pm. Being it was only 12:55 pm, they strongly suggested we move on down to the lowest floor for our nourishment. My choice has always been the pulled pork sandwich, but being this was lunch with no pork pulling in site, I chose the Honey Chicken Cobb Salad. Excellent choice as the dressing was perfect. Some type of pepper gave a little bite to the flavor, while just a touch of cilantro provide a quick mouth refresher.
Of course the service was excellent, but I cannot say I have ever had anything less from any Hard Rock. The manager made the rounds. He looked to be about 10 years old. Rock and Roll to him must have been a course in ancient history, while Ron and I are swapping memories of the memorabilia. This was a lovely pre-Christmas send off, but best of all, knowing it will be here when I return, is the best-best.
Location: Vörösmarty tér at Váci utca.
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Thursday, December 15, 2011
Dog Day Afternoon
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Next to the old bus terminal at Deák tér, there are these two dog statues, which are clever, if not utterly attractive. They at least make one wonders why are these giant dog statues here, looking like a set of Lincoln Logs gone bad from weather exposure. The other day when I walked by, the dogs had moved from one side of the building, which is now the Design Center to the other side. There is still an investigation going on. If they dragged their butts over there, that is a sure sign of having worms. I don't want to imagine what they would look like.
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No Video Fan Here
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For the last few days, my computer has been making noises like someone was trying to puree nuts and bolts in a food processor. Of course, things like this happen when I am doing something crucial like finishing grades for the semester, creating courses for a new semester, or very importantly, hunting down my favorite television shows.
As I was working away, Ron reached over me to grab the calendar above my desk and as he walked away, the screen went blank after showing "No Signal" as a fast splashing teaser of what was to come. After making sure the computer was still on, I had to manually shut it off and start it up again. All was fine for a whole 10 minutes before darkness prevailed once again. Repeating "let there be light or a screen" had not produced any results. It was time to use some critical thinking.
Fortunately for me, I had offered this course this semester, so the skills were still fresh in my mind. I had done a disk diagnostic just the day before; I knew the disk was in a healthy state. Rule that out. Unplug everything and remove the side panel. This is where I get squeamish. I can play around with software for days on end, but expose a piece of hardware in front of me and I become a pansy for sure. Buck up and be a man! I cleaned the innards, though not nearly as dusty as I would have thought. The back of the computer is a breeding farm for dust bunnies and everyone knows how any type of bunny can multiply.
I unplugged the fan, turned the computer on only to hear GRRRRAHHH, GRRRRAHHH, just as before. Okay, not the fan. Shouldn't be the hard drive unless the diagnostic is a lying... Choice 3, it had to be the video card. Where is the video card? Why would it make noise? Google helped narrow it down to conclude my conclusion, but no one mentioned why? Time to call in the experts, but most of them wanted me to drag the computer to them. I have 4 drives in this thing, making it too heavy to move without a professional company at the helm. No, I needed someone to come here.
By chance, the computer store around the corner recommended a company. The young man speaks enough English to be of service. He arrived at 8pm as he said he could and would if I so wanted. I so wanted very badly.
Within minutes he diagnosed the problem. On top of this box is another smaller fan. The fan stopped working because there are ball bearings inside it and they are now stuck or corroded. The heat is turning off the monitor. He took it with him and was to replace it the next day, which would have been Tuesday.
By the end of the day Tuesday, he still had not been able to fix it. He couldn't unscrew one of the screws to get the fan off. Another words, he didn't have a screw loose. He called a friend for a special tool, but that didn't work either. Finally, he had to get some specialized liquid to loosen the screw, which he did and was successful in replacing the fan. This morning at 8 am, he was here getting my machine back in order all for less cost than I would have ever anticipated. He is on my list of angels. While he was here with Ron, I was getting my vacation haircut, teaching my sole private student, and picking up the last things for vacation.
Hence, I have not been able to get much done without using other computers here and there and then making sure I had the latest of everything in Dropbox, so I could keep working as I kept moving around.
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Saturday, December 10, 2011
You Want to Transfer Money? Don't Bank On It Part 2
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Time was ticking away at lunch and no call from XYZ Bank while Ron was still there to take care of everything. We all left the restaurant going our separate ways. My way was to go to the university to check to see if the theses I need to grade were in my box yet.
Just as I was walking up from the subway, Ron's phone rings. It was the woman from XYZ Bank, but neither of us could hear the other. I asked for her to wait 1 minute until I could get to a quieter place to which she said she would call back and disconnected. I did what I needed to do at school and walked home strategically planning for quiet stores or cafes to run into in order to be able to hear when the call finally came through.
I reached home, but still no call was returned. I called them, but was told that they would have to initiate the process. "But I have to go out again and cannot guarantee I will be in a quiet place to take the call" I moaned. Ten minutes, in ten minutes they would call me back. It was actually shorter, more like 1.16 minutes. This is how it went.
XYZ Bank: "Hello, this is Imola from XYZ Bank calling. Is this Ronald Schmitz?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: Of course, it isn't. Although I am on this joint account, why mess with fate by admitting who I am. "Yes, this is Ron. Thank you for calling back."
XYZ Bank: "Mr. Schmitz for security purposes, can you please give me your ATM number?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: With great confidence because we had the wisdom for Ron to leave his card with me, I rattle off the numbers. "Sure, 8796122484561315646431354687"
XYZ Bank: "Thank you. Could you please tell me the security number of the back?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "Yes, it is 985-5978-45"
XYZ Bank: "Thank you. Now could you please give me the first and second numbers of your telephone pin code?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: This is a trick question. The last call they wanted the third and fourth numbers. These two woman are in cahoots, but I tell her anyway. "X and Y."
XYZ Bank: "Can you tell me the amount of the transfer and the currency type?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "It is forints and the amount is blah, blah millions."
XYZ Bank: "Thank you. Now please tell me your date of birth."
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "It is July 1, 1938." I am feeling like I am on a hot streak at a casino. This is like an oral exam and I know all of the answers. I am on the top of the world until...
XYZ Bank: "Okay, Mr. Schmitz, what is your mother's name?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: Thank goodness I have heard this a zillion times, so it pops right into my head. "My mother's maiden name is Guggerty." The cheering section in the back of my mind is giving me a standing ovation. They are waving their cheer leading pennants spurring me on to victory. I have moved up another level.
XYZ Bank: "Yes, but what is your mother's first name?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: What? Her first name? Was it Mrs. or something else. Think, think, think. You know you have heard it a million times. Tick, tick, tick, but nothing is being verbalized.
XYZ Bank: "Hello? Mr. Schmitz are you still there?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "Yes, I am still here. I just went blank. The minute you asked the question my mind blanked out. Uhhh... I know I should know this. I cannot believe I am drawing a blank. What was that woman's name? Uhh...Rose. That was her name, Rose." A sense of relief washes over me like I have beat the gong that would be disqualifying me from this round of the competition. But then...
Citibank: "Yes, we have Rose, but we have another name too. What is that name?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: Are you kidding me? I got 2 out of 3, isn't that good enough? "Oh, this is so embarrassing; I went blank on my mother's name. She used Rose, I cannot think of what her other name was." All the time I am saying this, I am pouring through all of our legal documents, knowing that there has to be one with our mother's names on them. I found Ron's birth certificate, but it was filled in by hand and I cannot read the handwriting. I try stalling for time giving lame excuses. Every other document is just a blur beyond the name Ronald Schmitz. If his mother's name is there, it has been mentally blacked and blanked out.
Citibank: "Mr. Schmitz, she was YOUR MOTHER!"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: Wow, she was really pouring on the guilt now. Should I say I was adopted at an early age? Maybe falsely confess my mother was an alcoholic so I repressed her name for my own mental health? Should I confess that this is really Ryan impersonating Ron to get this damn transfer completed before 2012? Thank goodness Ron wasn't of Spanish origin. I would have needed a Rolodex for all of the names. No, what I say with a red face is "She has been dead for 20 years. Who can remember these things? I am too stressed to remember my mother's other name. I had to go to the doctor this morning and it's been a very stressful day. Can't I give you Ryan's mother's name? She hasn't been dead as long, so I can remember her name."
XYZ Bank: "Can I put you on hold for a minute?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "Sure!" While I am holding, I am hunting for Rose's other name. A Rose is a Rose is a Rose, but not in this case. This Rose is a Rose by another name. I found it.
XYZ Bank: "Hello, Mr. Schmitz, I am sorry to keep you on hold...
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "Wait, before you continue, it is Mary. Mary was my mother's other name." How stupid did I feel? Mary! How could anyone forget Mary? It wasn't like it was some exotic or unusual name like Amorita or Shantelelain. Mary, a simple name with December connotations: Mary, Joseph, a donkey, lots of straw. DUH!!
XYZ Bank: She sighs with a sense of relief that there is hope for Americans; they can remember their mothers' names. "Okay, Mr. Schmitz, one last question, what is the number on your national ID card?"
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: Are you kidding me? We didn't even have one when we opened this account, so how on earth would they have it in their records? This has to be a trick question. Now I am feeling like a contestant on Who Want to Be a Millionaire? Can I call a friend? No, I have the friend's phone with me. Can I ask the studio audience? They have all vacated the premises as soon as the question was asked. Cowards. Can you give me 3 options and then you eliminate 2 of them? Had she flogged me enough to come clean and tell her the truth? Hell no! "Listen, I was out with friends for lunch and I had to leave early. I left my wallet with my partner to pay the bill. I don't have my wallet with me. He has it and he had not returned home yet."
XYZ Bank: Mr. Schmitz, can I put you on hold again?
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: Feeling like I had been sent to the principal's office after getting caught being bad, I muttered "Sure!"
XYZ Bank: "Mr. Schmitz, I spoke with my supervisor and she said we can release the money. The transfer will process today and will appear in the recipient's account by Monday."
Ryan aka Ron Schmitz: "Thank you!" In the back of my head the cheer leading audience has returned and they start with the chorus of Hallelujah! Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Hallelujah!
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Friday, December 09, 2011
You Want to Transfer Money? Don't Bank On It Part 1
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As I shared yesterday, we signed the paperwork for the new apartment last night. I had wanted to make the bank transfers online while we were still in the realtor's office; once the password was typed in of course I welcomed a gaggle of witnesses looking over my shoulder. But no... first our realtor chimed in and said wait until tomorrow, but our lawyer seconded the motion. I knew this was a mistake, yet you follow advice when doubly offered.
This morning, we were up early, booting up the computer and logging into our XYZ Bank account. We had made the seller a new payee yesterday, so it was all systems go. Type in the log in information, select the account, the payee, the day of transfer, and then the amount. Click on "Are you sure you want to make this transfer?" I hate getting these automated services when they question my judgement. It is like my mother's voice calling from the grave whining "Are you sure that is wise? Remember the last time..." With a stiff finger showing stoic intent, we hit the CONTINUE button with a sense of relief and disregard to mom's admonition. All is well with the world, the sun is shining, the full deposit has been made, we can let out our held breathes...
So much for false security. Red letters flashed across the screen "This amount exceeds your daily limit of 2 million HUF a day." Now what? We remember and revert to the Hungarian saying, "If you cannot get through the large gate, there is always a little gate next to it that you can usually get through." Well, it's worth a try, but we are both big guys and this is a big amount. That is one heck of a lot of squeezing through small gates.
We sign out of Ron's account number and sign back in with mine. We are able to confuse the system enough to allow us to send another 2 million, but that is where the bank has put its virtual foot down. No more! Okay, now what? I had to go to the doctor, so Ron went to the bank to try to fix this. Rather than their helping him there, they sent him home with a phone number to call. To their benefit, he didn't have all the information needed for their copious forms that needed to be completed and it would have taken longer to fill out the forms, get them into their computer and finally to be processed than it would have been to return to the US, get the cash and carry it over by hand.
When he returned home, I had returned from the ENT doctor. Finally, someone has diagnosed my sinus problems. There are three areas of sinuses that are chronically infected. The end result is surgery, but the doctor said to wait on this. After Ron and I exchanged our day's survival bits, he called Citibank to arrange for the rest of the money to be transferred to the seller, per the instructions they sent him home with. After thirty minutes on the phone, they had accumulated all of the data needed to check our dental records, know the last ten people we had relations with from the prior 4 decades, and oh, yea the reason for our call, to transfer our money.
Giving that extra spice to being an ex-pat, last night we didn't have any water in the kitchen. There was water in both bathrooms, but none where the dirty dinner dishes were sitting. At lunch, we asked Árpád to call the building manger, an outside company. Turns out a pipe had been replaced, but the residents were warned yesterday. The joys of ex-pat living. No one came to our door. "Forget them, they are Americans; they will probably not notice."
All in all, I was prepared for the Citibank call allowing Ron to go do his tour of duty without interruptions... or so we thought... to be continued.
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Thursday, December 08, 2011
Put Your John Hancock or Lajos Batthyány Here and Here
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Tonight we signed the papers for our new apartment or for your British readers, our flat. In the US when you sign a legal document, we have the saying "Put your John Hancock on it." It makes me wonder if here, they should say "Put your Lajos Batthyány on it." He was the first Prime Minister, though typical of things to come, he didn't last long. John, though, had a good run.
Our attorney came over to our place before we were all to go to the realtor's office, not our realtor, but the seller's realtor. We love our attorney; his English is excellent and he has always been kind and fair with us. We have worked with him since 2002. For the nominal fees he charges, a sizable portion must be spent on printer toner and paper. For the number of papers we signed, he must have had to deforest a small jungle. We will need to get a boy scout troop to plant seedlings, just to ease my conscious. Before we started, I was fine. Now I have to have surgery for carpal tunnel syndrome. We went through 2 ink pens between Ron and I and this was just what we signed while still at home. The rest of the papers, we had to sign in front of the seller.
Here is the best part though. Ron had to go to the bank yesterday and get 1 million 300 thousand HUF to bring along. Being that that is a lot of money in any currency, even Monopoly money, I felt he needed a body guard. We got Peter, our realtor to go along. Peter is 6 foot 6 inches and could be a linebacker for the Broncos. He escorted Ron home again, but it was Ron, Csaba and I who traveled the tram to get to the meeting. Csaba put the money in his briefcase which soothed my nerves slightly. If had had to carry it, I would have been like a neon sign screaming ROB ME!
After all of the pleasantries, we continued and finally finished signing the reams of paperwork. Then it was time for the rubber stamps, which took us from post lunch into tea time. When all the documents were completed to everyone's satisfaction, the moving company came to haul them out to the appropriate locations. It took 3 movers.
Tomorrow, we transfer another FAT chunk of money over to the seller, but we hold back a smaller, tasty morsel of money until they have paid off their mortgage, cleared all debts and get ready to move out, scheduled for January 30, 2012. We have seen so much of them lately, I feel like we are friends. Gosh, I hope they never ask us to babysit.
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No Need to Skate on Thin Ice
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Have you ever had that feeling that you have waited so long for something that when it actually happens, you just don't recognize it? That is the feeling the last time Ron and I were at Heroes Square and noticed this beautiful new building that was set off right behind the square itself. It has been so long since I have seen it without scaffolding or other construction overcoats, I had forgotten there really was a building under there. I had thought that the giant lump was the national debt.
Well, I was wrong. It is the old ice skating building, renovated, remodeled, refurbished, reconstructed, re-energized and considering the last time it had a full body treatment was in 1968. Oopa! Long overdue! I have been able to uncover if that was the first overhaul since its opening in 1870, when Austro-Hungarian Crown Prince Rudolf officially opened the rink. He is said to have called it rinky-dink, but the Hungarians let the insult skate on by.
Just in time for Christmas, we hope, it will have its grand re-opening, though don't wax those skate blades just yet. There have been a few financial problems along the way, including the City of Budapest reneging on payment, thus forcing the contractor into bankruptcy. The EU kicked in 3.2 billion or in other words Germany and France were major contributors. The Germans and French should skate for free when they visit. This is their tax Euros at work. Am I skating on thin ice here?
Once anyone is allowed in, skaters (not me) and spectators (only if dragged) will enjoy a state-of-the-art facility with new locker areas and skate rental services, as well as a bar and restaurant. Just what we need more of in Budapest: drunk people with sharp blades.
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