Showing posts with label Picasa. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Picasa. Show all posts

Saturday, December 07, 2013

Creativity Crushed by Copyright

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If you know me, you know I really don't like doing things the usual way if there is any chance to stand out from the crowd. When I was a child, there was a common marketing phrase that really worked to my advantage for the rest of my life. The announcer or the printed words would say “Hey kids! Be the first on your block to …” This was followed by having some ‘prize’ for which you had to collect the box tops from their product and to redeem them in order to get the prize.

Although I was basically a loner, this mantra sparked my competitive spirit and I knew it would make me stand out. What I never considered was the fact that for most of my early years, I was four foot tall and four and ½ feet wide, which just in principle made me stand out from the crown. Another factor not considered was that there were only three children on my entire block who were within 5 years of my age. Still, I always wanted to be first on my block…for decades.

Thinking about wedding invitations, there were choices like Paperless Post or Evite. Sending traditional invitations was certainly out of the question due to time, expense, and postage receiving the RSVP cards back on the mail. After looking at the paperless options, I just could not get overly enthused with anything in the selection.

Then I came up with the idea to make a video invitation. I found ‘paper’ to write the invitation on, photos of us through the years, and then polish it up with the hotel where the reception will be held and contact information. All total, there were 36 slides. After giving Ron the once over with a preview, he found other pictures of us he liked better. All in all, it took me about 10 hours to complete. As I was about to make this into a movie presentation with Picasa, I realized I could add music. Woo-hoo!!

We both love George Winston, so this seemed like an excellent choice. After narrowing down his songs from the 5 albums of his that we have, we selected the tune that fit well with the occasion and the slides.

Just as I after they were uploaded and put on YouTube in private mode, I realized some captions could not be seen when it was white on white. I changed that and did it again. Then Ron wanted a picture of the Iowa Supreme Court included. You will know why when you see the video. I added it, but when he looked at the new version, it was not the 2009 Supreme Court Justices. I did it again. Then the US Supreme Court Justices were incorrect. Then I realized I spelled ‘choose’ as ‘chooe’, so this was the third attempt. Then I didn’t like the “Your invited” slide, so did it one more time. Then the reception slide had redundant information, so that was redone (it still has one redundant word, but screw it).  After a dozen different edits, we then tried it with 4 different George Winston songs to make sure we had the best one.

Finally, finally, finally, feeling a bit confident that it was now completed, I uploaded it yet one more time. YouTube sent me an e-mail asking if I was done fooling around and did I get it right this time around since they are getting bored with my fiddling around. It was done, it was complete, we were happy with it; it was set to private to be released on January 22nd, what would have been my father’s birthday had he lived to see this event.

Playing with the tabs across the top of YouTube, there was a red banner across the top of the screen. Potential copyright violation – the music has been identified as George Winston Winter album song such and such. Consider revising from this list.
OMG, it took us forever to agree on this song, now I have to do it all over again? As much as I was tempted, it just would not be the same without music. Quickly going through their offerings, I chose The Lotus Flower. It is too fast, not what we would have wanted, but there it is.

If anyone finds anything that needs changing in this video, please send your notes to idontcareanymore@apathy.com


If all goes well, the invites will go out at various times on January 22nd in honor of my father. He would have loved to attend this event.
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Saturday, February 09, 2013

Pardern My Misteaks

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I'm late!
I'm late!
For a very important date!
No time to say "Hello", goodbye!
I'm late!
I'm late!
I'm late!
I run and then I hop hop hop
I wish that I could fly
There's danger if I dare to stop and here's the reason why...


You may recognize this white rabbit from Alice in Wonderland. It is a message that I am borrowing for today to exemplify my way of wiping some egg off of my face. One of my very astute former students, Árpád F., has the courageous nature of sending me an eloquent e-mail pointing to my foibles in a post; he always offers me leeway to wiggle out of an embarrassing situation. As appreciative as I am that someone is paying such close attention to my writing, it is disturbing that I, as a professional and native speaker, should need this at all. 

Depending on what is happening in my life at the time I find a missive in the inbox, which then leads to either a positive or negative reaction on my part to being caught as providing a poor example. The last one I received, provoked more than a bit of sarcasm by stating that I was going to start writing in Spanish to slow him down. That would really cause alarms.


What comes around goes around. The last post was supposed to be titled “Eating or Reading” but after a day, I realized the title read “Eathing or Reading”. It seems my sarcasm has backfired as my non-salaried editor jumped ship, failed to alert me to the error of my typing, allowing my humiliation to be apparent to all. This did get me to wondering why there have been a seemingly increase in changes that needed to be made.


My investigation has pinpointed a couple of things.


The flood of e-mails that need to be attended to, a large portion from the university whittles away at my time. 

Multi-tasking increases the error rate. I cannot write a syllabus, check e-mail, post photos to Picasa, and answer my mobile phone while I am trying to decide why I walked into the store I find myself in, not knowing how I got there.
I try to do too many things just for the sake of living; hence, I am not giving 100% to each task at hand. I just may quit my job so I have more time for other activities.
 

I use PhraseExpress, which most of the time is a blessing. It is a program that one can create macros with phrases to shortcut the typing. For example when I type contr’ this pops up automatically “Do not use contractions in formal writing. Don’t do it.” This is great for when I am correcting essays; it saves me tons of time. However, there is also a clipboard cache, which I have recently noticed is adding things from its memory that I am not typing. Word does not always catch the error in grammar checking.
 

MS Word adds some nasty coding to Blogger, so I cannot write in Word and copy and paste to the post. First I write in Word, when time allows, copy and paste it to Notepad, and then finally copy and paste that into a post where it is then formatted.
 

Finally, after the post gets here, I rewrite or add to it. Blogger could care less whether or not I have left a word out or made a grammar tense error.

What i have explained is that native speakers generally see what is supposed to be there; the brain supplies the answers. Here is a good example of this.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch taem at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Such a cdonition is arppoiately cllaed Typoglycemia :)-

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and yuo awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt!


 At least they got the grammar correct, didn't they
Árpád?
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